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The Duke of Dullitch is in distress - several reports are coming in that the city is beginning to be over-run by a plague of rats. Naturally he has killed off all witnesses, but daily the problem is becoming more obvious. His corrupt council, led by the hapless ex-wizard Tambor has no solutions. He must send for mercenaries to rid his city of...

A deadly killer stalks the rain-soaked streets of Shinbone, spreading panic and terror among the townsfolk. The authorities are baffled, partly because there hasn’t been a single crime in Shinbone for more than a hundred years but mostly because this particular deadly killer…

…isn’t actually killing anyone.

Enter Hieronymous Blush, master magician...

An abused child with a very demonic imaginary friend, a virulent chicken disease in a dystopian future where speed is the only entertainment, a biker chapter locked in a war with an ancient sacrificial cult, a long abandoned spaceship with a deceptively odd crew and a rather unusual problem.

Dances With Drumsticks is a collection of science...

Davey Swag is not your average pirate. Orphaned as a nipper by the demonically evil Henry Morgan, he sets out on a path

of revenge that will take him far across the Caribbean to the island home of a very peculiar legend.

Curse of the Voodoo Ostrich is a tale of magic, mystery and…and really ugly birds that just won’t stay dead.

The complete Vanquish Trilogy, includes Shadow of the Shapeshifter, The Venom of Vanquish and The Might of Moltenoak.

Shadow of the Shapeshifter

Two strangers in the wrong place at the worst possible time...a lone assassin prepared to do the dirtiest of jobs...and a guard sentry determined to stop him. A dark enemy is about to rise in Illmoor,...

An ancient and malevolent god sits on the High Throne of Illmoor, commanding obsidian dragons and raising the dead to fight in his frenzied armies. While a ragtag group of misfits and freedom fighters attempts to withstand the oppression of Vanquish, all hope for the future of the continent begins to fade.

Elsewhere, a lone figure moves quietly...

David Lee Stone has been a chronic oversharer since the moment he first learned to talk. In this brutally honest memoir told through a series of therapy sessions David recounts many hilarious tales from the 80s and 90s, recounting the lessons he’s learned. These include cautionary tales on why it’s never a good idea to deal with retail customers...

When a ragged band of mercenaries happen upon an ancient artefact in a hidden ruin, they unwittingly trigger a series of events that will have dire consequences for the entire population of Illmoor. While they hurtle towards a major conflict with the most twisted and malevolent mind in the land, an impostor sits on the Dullitch throne, his...

When a legendary barbarian king vanishes without a trace, the entire realm is thrown into chaos. The only option open to the government is to send out a search party consisting of the king’s halfwit brother and a guard captain with such an attitude problem that he could comfortably pick a fight with a scarecrow. Nevertheless, mustering the same...

”....the natural heir to Terry Pratchett” SFRevu
‘many comical elements and a touch of Mervyn Peake’ ― The Children’s Bookseller
‘It is gripping adventure fantasy, Narnia for the Tarantino generation, and they will love it.’ ― hackwriters

Two strangers in the wrong place at the worst possible time…
….a lone assassin prepared to do the dirtiest of...

In the final book of the Illmoor Chronicles, the oldest evil has awoken, and the fate of the kingdom rests in the hands of only one . . .

Illmoor has seen many heroes: Groan, the muscled mercenary who became king; Jareth Obegarde, a mysterious and quick-witted half vampire; and Jimmy Quickstint, a former thief and professional gravedigger who has...

In the fifth book of the Illmoor Chronicles, an ancient and sinister force is rising, and the kingdom’s much-maligned capital is in serious trouble

Viscount Curfew is an impostor, a henchman in an evil scheme to bring Dullitch to its deadly and final destruction. His true form is that of Sorrell Diveal, a ruthless practitioner of dark magic who...

In the second book of the Illmoor Chronicles, a motley crew of Dullitch residents must defend their city against an evil, shadowy group intent on awakening a long-dormant god
Yowler was the god of stone, capable of turning people into rocks with little more than a glance. He has been gone for years, but one dangerous, centuries-old brotherhood in...

In the fourth book of the Illmoor Chronicles, a peculiar assortment of investigators must solve a mystery: Who kidnapped the viscount of Dullitch?
Viscount Curfew, the ruler of Dullitch, has gone missing. In the middle of the night, with his entire palace guard inexplicably asleep, the viscount disappeared from his bedroom--a skillful kidnapping...

In the third book of the Illmoor Chronicles, three competitive mercenaries embark on a perilous quest to compete for a princess’s hand in marriage--but stumble instead into a dark and murderous plot
Groan is a hulking mountain of muscle. Gape is his similarly large but slightly smarter half-brother. Gordo is Groan’s partner, a dwarf who is...

To save the future of their homeland, a young herald and petty thief must face off against a boy consumed by dark magic
Illmoor’s capital has a problem: rats. And lots of them. Desperate for a solution, the chairman of the Dullitch Council seeks the help of Illmoor’s roving mercenaries, hoping to find someone who can tame the ever-swelling tide...